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Sunday, January 9, 2011

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th! - Apa Kata Anda?

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.
“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

p/s bagi mama kalo FB tak kisah lagik la, tapi kalo blogspot...hu...hu...meraung la jawabnya...

12 comments:

mama rifQy said...

ye kee nih anjee..da banyak da blog post entry nih..

ibuayahdamia said...

kita tunggu jer lah 15/3 ni cam mana....kalau betul2 tutup..memang haru biru lah jawabnya...sebab sekarang mana2 pun FB kan..

akemilurves.... said...

taw xpe....
pasnie rmai plak yg wat blog...
huhuhu....

CatlinaFly said...

iye ke?hehehe...ape2 jelah ye..ke nak suruh kite byr utk khidmat facebook ni..mane tau strategi...

Mama Zharfan said...

rasa peli sbb FB kan sgt mahal nilai biz nya tu..emm..mauya lps ni semua buat blog la plak :)

mamalieyna said...

betul ke tu eh?
kak ina tak kisah pun, ada FB pun cam takde jer..hehe..tp kalau blogspot..haru jugak! hehe..

mummy_ayu said...

ye ker?alamak banyak pic...nak kena amik balik nie..
harapnye jgn la betul2..

[-suziey-] said...

hmmm bila dh out of control mmg stress la..expect that..

EiJa ZaQuaN said...

sib baik la skrg ni mmg dh kurang aktif berfb..tp mmg akan terasa pnyer kalo fb xde..sbbnya format fb is the best..sume ade..bosan gak kalo x leh nak main games kat fb..hik3..

zura@iwan said...

stress2...hikss...out of control..sian depa....
tp kt citu la jumpa kwn2 lama kan..

kayyana said...

klu face book end jawabnye terputuslah talian persahabatan dengan kwn2 lama.. bukan senang nk connect blek.. erm.. harap2 just gosip jer lah

CatlinaFly said...

anje, tulah..tak kisah mane pun...tapi ada yg kata ni gurauan semata2...hoax

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